The Dave Doctrine: Pool chair reservation prior to 6:00 AM will become a federal felony.
Mandatory Hydration: National Hangover Day will officially be recognized every Sunday, sponsored by Jessica.
Energy Grid Expansion: Buzz Lightyear will legally replace all fossil fuels with AA batteries.Type your paragraph here
Treasury Audits: Cathie will legally hide the national debt behind a bar tab spreadsheet.
Foreign Policy: Derryl will negotiate all trade deals over a plate of lukewarm buffet shrimp.