A Message from President-Elect Lance
Welcome aboard, America
If you are looking for a traditional politician who speaks in boring policy jargon and wears stiff suits, you have stumbled onto the wrong website. I don’t care about traditional politics. I care about results, high-quality cruise excursions, and ensuring the national bar tab stays balanced.
My political journey didn’t start in a boardroom or a state legislature. It started in May 2025 on a brilliant pub crawl across the deck of the Norwegian Dawn. Surrounded by good friends, cold drinks, and a shared vision of a world with fewer rules and better snacks, ‘Lance for President’ was born.
As your Commander-in-Chief, I promise to bring that exact same ‘Day at Sea’ energy to the Oval Office. I have built a powerhouse team of real-life legends—like LaWanda, Camellia, and Dave—alongside top-tier cultural icons like Buzz Lightyear and Captain America to run the country. And most importantly, my brilliant wife Marilyn is serving as the world’s first dual-threat First Lady and Vice President to make sure I don’t accidentally trade Texas to international leaders for a premium bottle of rum.
We are steering the ship of state into warmer waters. Grab a drink, find a lounge chair, and join the movement.
Stay hydrated,
President Lance“
