Description
Pin this badge to your lapel to signal to the world that you accept absolute, unblinking executive oversight over your outerwear.
📌 Bureaucratic Specs
- The Continuous Stare: Lance monitors your personal patriotism through polarized, glare-reducing lenses.
- Structural Supremacy: A sharp suit, striped tie, and flag pin command immediate boardroom respect.
- Three-Tier Palette: Patriotic navy, stark white, and institutional red frame the candidate.
- Temporal Clarity: The “2028” branding establishes that Lance is already living in the future.
🗳️ The Lapel Mandate
- Torso Domination: Instantly vetoes any wrinkles, lint, or structural weakness on your jacket.
- Bi-Partisan Fastening: Pierces denim, tweed, or standard campaign-trail cotton with zero political bias.
- Subtle Authority: Terrifies casual observers while keeping your civic alignment perfectly visible.
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